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Breakfast Club

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Today, I'm going to post something less bitchy...Perhaps to add a little beauty in this already contaminated world. I remember when I was in high school, or even primary school. I've never had any trouble to get what I want to eat or how much I want to eat. I was lucky enough to have enough money most of the time in my wallet to support my never ending craving for food. However, this is not always the case for everyone. In fact, there are countless people out there who are much less fortunate than those like us. Therefore, I've signed up a continuous donation plan with Red Cross to support the Breakfast Club. Even tho the donation is under my name, I wish Steven can take the receipt and take the credit for me. It is because he has a much bigger heart than I am. Although what I can offer right now will only do so little good in a large scale project like this, but I believe one day I will be able to offer more. Check out this site to find out more about the project: http://w...

Stealing

Handbags got stolen every week in the Peel but it is the first time that it happened to one of my friends. Yesterday, we went out to the Peel and try to have a good time. It all started very well surprisingly, until the evil bitch decided to snap up some bags on her way out of the dance floor. My friend did not notice until 5-10 mins later..... Then, of course... all the laugher and joyful mood was replaced by fear and anger. We proceeded a bitch hunt and tried to locate the bag. My friends checked the whole club without success. Then I suggested to check the girls room and BINGO... we found the bitch and her whorebag friend. The bitch was looking for her handbag/tampon in one of the cubicals...more importantly, the handbag was placed in the rubbish bin (How funny). So I started to kicking/banging the door and yelling %&*&$. Then her whorebag friend said to me they had nothing to do with it and other nonsense...Blah Blah Blah...and preceeded to leave. I quickly blocked their wa...

Hit And Run!

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To the person who hit my car: Thank you for reshaping my car to your awesome designer style. I should have known the shape of my car is out of date and should pay someone to re-design it for me. I cannot stress how much I appreciate your thoughtfulness... that you have gone so much trouble in re-modelling my car and not telling me that you've done such a great job. Honestly, I would try my best to locate you. I cannot and will not ever forget what you did today. I must personally greet you, use my key to decorate your car with my custom fit signature. I'm sure you will be as greatful as I am right now. Good Luck!

Star War (Ice Version)

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It is always fun to go on the snow. Even the most hard working person needs a holiday! But what's new? This year 2008: STAR WAR THEME!!!! That's me holding the laser blade. I did some poking with it which I should have recorded...bummer! Plan for next year: I'm going to bring some snail danish to make...... PRINCES LEIA (Go figure how!)

More Trash For Today

Subway Incident: I've learnt a lesson today ----> There will always be dickheads around who add spice to your life (When you don't need any of it) + screw your otherwise somewhat beautiful day. This is how the story goes: Me and my friend Kevin went to Subway for lunch... eh.. Late lunch @ 4pm :-) We were just deciding what to order, being normal and stuff. Then someone yelled "Excuse Me!" and proceeded to pull the chair next to me. The thing I was mad about his awful attitude and not acknowledging the fact that there was no room next to the chair. Yet he pulled the chair towards me and almost hit me. (I'm a good dodger!) Oh.. To EMPHASISE on his attitude, here is the picture: Harry Potty style with glasses + awful dyed white blond to the extend that the red is obvious + hospital sickness pale white skin with red dotts all over his face + "Your Highness" gay princess style facial expression & at last the snobbish high pitch tone of saying E...